Humans out of respect for other humans answer their phones and are forthright about things.

Tell me you don't want to hang out tell me to go fuck myself but have enough respect for me to do more than ignore me.

Its a simple equation : human kindness+common courtesy=respect.

whatever.

I can't figure out where you are broken, but you hurt my feelings and that sucks.

a beer and some banter shouldn't feel like a little war.