Viagra and Dildos, part "Dos"
So, I have be researching more about this new dildo law...It has been upheld in Georgia,Mississippi, and Alabama.

These are the same same states that still have "dry" counties, where you can't buy alcohol. Come on folks, Vodka and Vibrators make for a good time...or a happening Saturday Night atleast.

If this is really about morality-what about Viagra? It's sole purpose is to help men feel good about their failed wankies, and allow them to chase their wives around and get off again...But that is male sexuality and men are making this law-they don't give a shit about if mama gets hers...trust me.This is about fear of female sexuality and a man's own feeling of inadequacy. So welcome to Yemen,Mississippi, Georgia,Georgia...It is the same blip on the male brain that leads to oppression of women all over the world.

NewsFlash...the best lover I have ever had-and I have had some great ones(Gio)...doesn't come close to me-by myself, pleasing myself.It is selfish, it is my moment to enjoy me.You mens serve your purpose-some better than others-but just as you need to cum on Pam Andersons jugs til the pages bunch and stick together-us ladies need our threesome with Shakira and Tupac as well.
I think we should amend the law to disallow the moral majority to engage in sexual acts with "any three dimensional object that contains DNA and an IQ lower than Bush or 60-which ever is lower".

Hell, if those limp dicks on Washington stopped popping Viagra and leaving unsatisfied carnage in their wakes-vibrator sales would probably decrease in the DC-Fairfax region.

Until then ladies, GO FUCK YOURSELF-Proudly!