Crush

Okay, I have a confession...I have the biggest crush on the rapper T.I. . Not since Ralph Macchio have I had such a HUGE crush on someone I have never met. Last summer it got so bad I wouldn't leave the house during Suckafree Sunday. Now his face is all over promoting the movie ATL and I am just beside myself. He is so damn sexy. Like I want him to dick slap me and make me call him "the king". Is that so much to ask?