So my puppy managed to defecate then fall in it. Which is funny-but equally as gross.I was trying to give him a preliminary wipe down on the way to the bath-but he was figeting and fighting the whole thing-until a decisive moment in our puppy-momma relationship.
As I am attempting to de-dingleberry his doggie dong he suddenly grows still and gives me this odd look. odd, but familiar. Like I had seen it before.
Then it hit me why.
There he was, covered in his own filth and he was still trying to get a handjob.
Now I know why dog is truly man's bestfriend-