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Monday, February 06, 2006

hmmm...I don't know where to start. okay. here. Evangelical Christianity defies all reason...I know faith is separate from anything rational-but what I'm saying is evangelical christianity is separate from faith.
I makes no sense even in the context of the bible.The tenets of their beliefs are INSANE. Everything is centered around "The Rapture" or the end of the world. The actual term "rapture" wasn't even coined or conceptualized until the 19th century...and it was a GERMAN preacher who did it. Germans need to stick to making cars-not religious doctrine.They don't do so well with that...ask the jews.
also-many of them believe that after jesus comes and takes them to heaven-to live out eternity not having sex or listening to rock and roll-the anti-christ will control those left with computers. Um...have you watched Fox news, kids, have you seen the president on tv attempting to gain your faith in him on hate based agenda...check your notes on that.
One woman was interviewed as saying she won't let her children be microchipped because "it would take them away from god"...I think the real question here is :"who is trying to put microchips in your children?" and if you say your neighbours dog-then maybe your kids need to be taken from you.
oh and there is a site where christians have found "heathen animal lovers" who will foster their pets after the rapture-cuz puppies don't go to heaven.If fat redneck clansmen go to heaven-so do little puppies. I can only imagine the heathen pet lovers being forward thinking liberalshaving a chuckle on jethro's behalf .I'll foster all the pets, if jesus would get his show on the road and snap up the ninnies. They keep voting and making my life hell.
the only thing i agree with is that they think Henry Kissinger may really be the anti-christ. okay-you got me.
You know they even have a movie series "left behind" that stars our beloved Kirk Cameron. Stars. Kirk Cameron. Those are two words that should never go together. I think he sold his soul to the devil for that deal.
Basically,theseare a bunch of people who never felt accepted or ever got over being fat in highschool-and they have created their own clique.
The problem is, the government manipulating them to further a completely un-christian agenda. Pushing for religion in schools and limiting the scope of the science taught in schools is keeping the dumb-ignorant. Knowledge is a tool, and these poor fucks are left without the proper amount of gray matter to make informed decisions. This wouldn't be a problem if their choices only affected the caves that they lived in-but unfortunately, my civil liberties are on the chopping block-which doesn't bade well with me.
even more alarming, is the psychology behind clinging to the most dark and violent parts of the bible.
go home, read the sermon on the mount, or the song of solomon. if you need a little violence-read judith and holofernes. there is so much love and peace in the good book-lighten up a bit folks.


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